reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

mine is “retired babygirl” and that’s hilarious

orthodox cishet

I.. I’m a trans lesbian………..

My sexual identity is Error 502 – Bad Gateway.

Bluegrass Bisexual is a dope name for a rockabilly band’s first album.

“self-sacrificing non-binary person” and I literally made a HEY angry eyebrow face at it

that is just literally accurate.

Themyscrian Bisexual

Uh-oh.

Existence is too expensive to be this mediocre

*wakes from coma* Fuck *walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it*

Minecraft respawn

tech illiterate people are the funniest thing

Tech side of tumblr pls explain.

"killing" a process means to end the function that does it

"a child" is a process created by another process

so what the message means is "stop the program VLC or stop the sub program of it that causes the problem"

Thank you technology side of tumblr :3

You're welcome. That'll be one (1) child sacrifice, please.

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

Me to my brain when i start feeling a negative emotion

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also jerk off material