sensually places an ibuprofen on your tongue

The terrible Gollum game is only the beginning, folks. The Hobbit enters the US public domain in just a little less than ten years, so the current rights-holders are going to be trying to squeeze every last bit of profit they can out of the little fucker before he becomes free to use. You have no idea what's coming.

Two kinds of people

i don't get anon hate simply because everyone loves me and im their favourite. this is true

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

happy pride month

that alphabet completionist blog has activated something in me so now i think i'm just gonna start making posts where it seems like a quirky little joke at first except underneath i subtly try to include all the letters. already made one but it didn't catch on so now i have to make more. i realize this might be a bit silly and pointless of me but i don't care. i wanna win the alphabet

you could at least tag me if you want to suck my dick

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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nothing but respect for my trans cow best friends

happy pride to my trans cow best friends